TIM MINCHIN SONGS THE WORLD WILL NEVER HEAR TOUR 2025

MANCHESTER OPERA HOUSE FRIDAY 27th JUNE 2025.

Timothy David Minchin ( Born 7th October Northampton Northamptpn –

Shire England . Is an Australian Comedian . Actor . Writer , Musician . Poet ,

Composer & Songwriter . He has appeared on Television in Australia , The

United States , The United Kingdom . His Show ” Darkside ” launched him

in the public eye , achieving critical success at the 2005 Melbourne

International Comedy Festival & the 2005 Edinburgh Festival Fringe.

Minchin has a back ground in Theatre & has appeared in various Stage

Productions in addition to small acting roles on Australian. Musical

Career. Minchin describes his Act as a Funny Cabaret Show & feels

himself primary as a Musician & Songwriter as opposed to a Comedian.

He said that his songs ” Just happen to be funny ” . He draws on his

background in theatre for his distinctive onstage appearance & Persona.

The show consists largely of Minchin’s comedic Songs & Poetry , with

subjects including Social Satire , Inflatable Dolls & Sex Fetishes & his

own failed Rock Star Ambitions . In between Songs & Talks he performs

short stand up routines several of his songs deal with religion a subject

with which Minchin an atheist & a fan of Richard Dawkins says he is a

bit obsessed . He argues that , as one of the most , powerful & Influen-

tial forces in the World , Religion should never be off -limits to Satirist’s

He is the Composer & Lyricist of the Oliver Award Winning , Tony Award

Winning & Grammy Award Nominated Show Matilda The Musical & The

Oliver Award Winning & Tony Award Nominated Show Groundhog Day

The Musical in 2013. He has done 3 Studio Albums ” Sit ” ( Timmy The

Dog ) ( 2001 ) & ” Apart Together ” ( 2020 ) & ” Time Machine ”

(Released 25 July 2025 ) ( Label BMG ) & 20 Singles . Year Active 1998-

Present . Genres Comedy Rock . Instruments Vocals / Guitar / Piano /

Keyboards & Accordion . Labels BMG . Line Up Tim Minchin Vocal /

Guitar & Piano ex. ex. ex. Jak Housden Lead Guitar & B/V ex. ex. ex.

Evan Mannell Drums & B/V ex. ex. ex. Emily Moore Guitar / Piano /

Keys & B/V ex. ex. ex. Jeni Magana Bass Guitar / Clarinet / Keys &

B/V ex. ex. ex. Nick Etwell Trumpet / Keys / Percussion & B/V ex. ex. ex.

ACT ONE.

SONG 1. Turn ex. ” Hello ” ” Welcome to my Show ” ” I’m glad that you

could come ” ” We’re gonna have a hoot ” ” We’re gonna have some fun”

SONG 2. Rock ‘ N ‘ Roll Nerd ( C ) ” He will always be ” ” A Rock ‘ N ‘ Roll

Nerd ” ” He’ll keep writing songs the world will never hear ” ” & though

he won’t be herd ” ” He’ll just keep writing , Oh Yea ” Brilliant Sounds .

SONG 3. You Grew On Me ex. ” You grow on me like a tumour ” ” & you

spread through me like malignant melanoma ” ” & now you’re in my

Heart ” ” I should’ve cut you back at the start ” Amazing arrangement .

SONG 4. I Wouldn’t Like You ex. ” Don’t ask me to stop making you

coffee in the morning ” ” Everybody has their forte ” ” & don’t ask me

to change my socks while dancing in your bedroom ” ” Every one needs

fifteen minutes of fame ” He is so funny in his Song writing Pure Genus.

SONG 5 Lullaby ex. ” Sleep , little baby , sleep now my love ” ” The

milky ways shinning high up above ” ” When you grow up, you will

learn all that stuff ” ” But for now , close your eyes ” ” Close your

eyes ” Outstanding stage presence with Tim on Screen all the

time his Band is so outstanding producing so much Magic Love It .

SONG 6. Ruby ex. ( Written for his child ) ” I’ve been listening to

your songs , Ruby ” ” Showing off to all my friends ” ” Though I

ought to ley you know ” ” That I’m your greatest Fan , Ruby ” Magic.

SONG 7. The Good Book ex. ” Life is like an ocean & our bodies are

the ships ” ” & without a model compass , we would all be cast

adrift ” ” So to keep us on our bearing , the Lord gave us a gift ” ” &

like most gifts you get , I was a book ” Amazing arrangement Love it.

SONG 8. I’ll Take Lonely Tonight ex. ( C ) ” But I’ll take lonely tonight”

” Though I’m not denying ” ” I hate being alone ” ” Even so I know

regret in the making ” ” You’re one of those others I swore I’d forsake”

SONG 9. Canvas Bags ex. ” Take your canvas bags ” ” When you go ”

” To the supermarket ” ” Why use plastic bags when you know ” ” You

know the world can’t take it ” Amazing Magic . INTERVAL 20min.

ACT TWO.

SONG 10. The Tube Lament ex. ” All my metaphor ” ” All my flat nine

chords ” ” All my schtick , my lyrical trickery ” ” All these bows , all that

applause ” Amazing arrangement with crowd going wild with delight .

SONG 11. Confessions ex.” This is a song called confessions in three

movements & the first movement ” ” The first confession is entitled

Feminism ” ” I believe that woman has the right ” ” To walk the streets

at night ” ” & not be afraid for their lives ” Outstanding Song -writing .

SONG 12. Revolting Children ex. ( From the Musical Matilta ) ” We are

Revolting Children ” ” Living in revolting times ” ” We sing revolting

songs ” ” Using revolting rhymes ” ” Well be revolting children ” ” ‘Til

our revolting Done ” Amazing arrangement with Vocals & Playing .

SONG 13. Apart Together ex. ” KCRW ” ” On the way to a show”” Heard

the storey of an elderly couple ” “” Found dead in their mobile home ”

” They’d been there a month they say ” Outstanding Sounds Love It .

SONG 14. Peace ex ( Peace Anthem For Palestine ) ” We don’t eat Pigs”

” You don’t eat Pigs ” ” It seems it’s been that way forever ” ” So if you

don’t eat Pigs ” ” & we don’t eat Pigs ” ” Why not , not eat pigs together”

SONG 15. The Song Of The Masochist ex. ( Jimmy The Dog Song )

” Yeah ” ” Did you really think that I would you again ” ” Did you think

I’d just forgive the things that you’ve done to me ? ” Pure Magically .

SONG 16. I Know Everything ex. ( No Lyrics yet from New Album )

Outstanding Song & Brilliant Song writing & Playing & Vocals. Love It.

SONG 17. Seeing You ex. ( 2017 ) ” I spent a life time seeking signs ,

reading lines ” ” Trying to forecast the future ” ” Always staying a day

ahead ” ” Well that was the Idea ” ” Now I’m here ” Amazing Song .

ENCORE.

SONG 18. Dark Side ex. ( C ) ” I can have a Dark Side ” ” If you want

me too ” ” I can have a Dark Side ” ” I can develop my brooding

Potential ” ” If pains what you want in an Act ” ” Pain I can do ” ” I

can have a Dark Side too ” ” I can have a Dark Side too ” Love It .

SONG 19. White Wine In The Sun ex. ( Christmas Song ) ” I’ll be

seeing my Dad ” ” My Brothers & Sisters , my Gran & my Mum ”

” They’ll be drinking White Wine in the Sun ” ( Repeat Once )

SONG 20. That’s What Friends Are For ex. ( Diana Warwick Cover)

” & I never though I’d feel this way ” ” & as far as I’m concerned ”

I’m glad I got the chance to say ” ” That I do believe I love you ” I

was hoping to see Tim in Blackpool but failed to get a Ticket but

I met this man who had some spare Tickets & very kindly gave

me one to do the review I thank him so much I also thank the

wonderful Security I just Love The Wonderful Manchester Opera

House & their Wonderful Staff & Management. This has been a

Wonderful Show from this Amazing Artist & His Fantastic Band.

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